| Buffalo Springs
Revisited A
Reprint......by Carol Richardson
Editors note; This story was one of the first we published when the
site went live in December. It is reprinted here for those who missed
it........and for those who need a reminder of what this coming weekend
holds in store.
YOU CAN'T ROLLER SKATE IN A BUFFALO HERD, BUT YOU CAN SWIM IN A
BUFFALO SPRING
It happens every time. The 4 a.m. hotel wake-up call comes after a
fitful night of non-sleep and I ask myself, as I do before every pre-dawn
call to marathon or triathlon: Why am I doing this?
This, in this instance, is the Buffalo Springs Lake Half Ironman, the
1.2 mi swim/ 56 mile bike and 13.1 mile run put on in Lubbock, Texas. As a
recent transplant from the "June Gloom" world of Southern California, I
naively assumed that June was a temperate month in most parts of the world.
I also had heard that Texas was flat. Great, I thought, a flat course in
cool weather, what could be better?
As a race strategy, racing in Texas in June had all the cunning of a
George Custer battle plan. So here I am, sweat already dripping off me as I
perform, in the dark, my pre-race ablutions --petroleum jelly under the
arms, non-stick cooking aerosol on my legs and neck-- standard lubricating
strategies used to spring the swimmer from her skin tight wetsuit as she
runs out of the water to the bicycle transition.
I'm a runner who has no business jumping into a lake-my legs are
muscled and my upper body is puny. In water, my body immediately assumes the
dead manís float: legs down, head up: fine for drowning, not so fine for
fluid, aqueous propulsion. I am the only person I know whom Eric the Eel,
the hapless African swimmer at the Sydney Olympics, could have beaten.
My wave, all of us in possession of AARP cards, is the first to go
after the pros. This means that, in a matter of minutes, we, the slow and
infirm, will not merely be passed by the younger, sleek, and able-bodied, we
will be pummeled, our goggles kicked, our bodies unceremoniously swum over
by wave after wave of broad-shouldered, wake-pounding athletes, until we
arrive, sputtering, to shore, like traumatized tunas, eyes glazed, gasping
for breath.
As I run up the shore to the bicycle transition, I ask an official,
doubtfully, "am I done?" She assures me that, not counting a 56-mile bike
ride and a half marathon, I am indeed done. I scramble across the soggy
carpets that lead to the bikes. I'm out of my wetsuit in seconds, owing to
its neck-to-ankle zippers. I bought this wetsuit, my third, out of
frustration with more conventional swimming wetsuits, which I could never
exit without an embarrassing, time-consuming struggle.
Apparently another competitor is quite taken with my easy-off
wetsuit. While strapping on my bike helmet, I feel a sandy tap on my
shoulder. "Excuse me, I know you're in a rush, but can you tell me where you
got your wetsuit?" The query seems so bizarre given the intense mid-race
atmosphere, that my mind, so focused on shoving my wobbly legs into my bike
shoes, simply goes blank. "UhhS*back of the magazineS*web siteS*" I sputter
as I grab my bike, my cleats clack-clacking up to the bike mount line, and
I’m off.
A FISH WITH A BICYCLE
A sharp, short rise connects the beach to the street that leads out to
the main road. I have learned from that dear school, experience, to put the
bike in an easy gear for just such an exit. One only has to tumble to the
ground once while choking on large chain ring out of T1 to remember to check
your gears before racking your bike.
I was smart enough to drive the course the day before, so I could
anticipate the terrain. What being in the car failed to inform me was the
phenomenon that, while in defiance of most physical laws, is nevertheless a
truism of bicycle racing, that there would be a dispiriting headwind for the
entire distance of the race, no matter what direction you were heading.
As I stretch out on my elongated handlebars and settle into a
comfortable pace, I watch the pros and younger men whisk by, already on
their way back to T2: lean, hairless bodies, Greek gods in Speedos atop
carbon or titanium chariots, aggressively outfitted bicycles, themselves
works of aerodynamic art, each one approaching the cost of a nice Hyundai.
This is hard-core. And even though I have been doing half a dozen short
course triathlons every year for the past 5 years, stepping up to this
distance feels audacious, brazen, half-assed.
There are aid stations every 10 miles or so, with volunteers handing
out bottles filled with ice water, fluid replacement drinks, and energy
bars. Ordinarily an energy bar tastes like a tootsie roll and sawdust
lovechild, but after hours of continuous exertion, it tastes like manna, the
gift of heaven. I notice that other riders have chosen more conventional
bills of fare. One girl has unwrapped a sandwich she had stashed in her
fanny pack, munching as she rides. Decades of marathoning have taught me
that while my body may benefit from some kind of nutrition during a
multi-hour event, my stomach is in no mood for anything more complicated
than a series of c's h's and o's in a chemical formula. Water and sugar,
that's about it: easy to absorb, easily converted to energy.
The miles disappear, I am as happy as I can remember being, an engine
absorbing sunshine and sugar, rolling down the road, body and bicycle
inextricable.
This race is going far better than I could have imagined. I have
trained more on the bike this year than I ever have, and I manage to get
over the Spiral Staircase, a sadistic corkscrew of a climb, made even more
treacherous by being lined by barbed wire, without much whimpering. At T2, I
slip out of my race shoes while still on the bike (a little pro trick I've
been working on for much longer than I care to admit), dismount, fling my
handlebars over the top bar of my assigned spot, toss my helmet, throw on my
racing flats, doff a baseball-type cap, and I'm off.
RUNNING ON EMPTY
I wasn't worried about the run. That's my strongest event. And here I
was, arriving at last to the one portion of triathlon where I shine. Here is
where I typically pass all the fishes who die on dry land. Bring it on.
Rolling my bike into T2, however, the thought of running 13 miles
after 4 hours of continuous exertion had no appeal. It was hot, somewhere in
the 90's. How was I going to do it? My first mile was brisk, somewhere in
the 7:40 range. By then, I REALLY knew I couldn't keep up that pace. I had
pretty much kept my head down for that first mile, trying to grind out what
I thought was an acceptable pace. Then I looked up, and noticed that
virtually everyone in sight was WALKING.
This seemed sensible to me. It didn't seem like cheating, it seemed
like a simple survival strategy. And so I began walking. I began making
deals with myself: walk to the shade, run through the shade. Walk to the
mile marker, run through the water stop. It was slow going, but even with
this adjustment, I was passing people and rarely getting passed myself.
About mile 3 into the run portion, I saw Missy LeStrange finishing up.
She's won my age group for the last 12 or 13 years at Hawaii. She had me by
at least an hour. Well, O.K, I thought, I guess Iím not going to win my age
group. But I had also passed two women in my age group, so at least I wasn't
going to be last.
By the time I made it to the halfway turnaround, during a pitiless
stretch drolly named "Energy Lab II" after the sizzling lava bed section of
the run in Kona, I knew I would finish. This sensation gave me an extra
boost, and the walk portions became shorter and less frequent. By the last
mile, I was running again, close to an 8 minute pace. By the time I spied
the finish line, I sucked up whatever pain I was feeling and finished with a
brisk sprint.
When I finished Vineman last year, my first words,after crossing the
finish, minus the expletives, were "I am never going to do anything like
this again." And unlike Vineman, this year at Buffalo Springs, I never
suffered. I felt strong the entire way. And though I finished 12 minutes
slower than last year (almost all of that yielded on the windy bike portion)
I am still pleased with my time (6:14), considering I am also in the last
month of my age group. I finished plumb in the middle, 6th out of 13.
I'll be back next year for another stab at it. Because I'm a year
older than Missy, and she wonít be in my age group next year. |